APRIL FOOLS' SPECIAL

I probably don't need to tell you that this is not a cosmetic product, and applying it to your skin can cause a severe allergic reaction, right? Right.

Many of you know that even long before Dziwne Wody, I crafted strange and stranger scents. It turns out I was sleeping on a jar of EJACOLOGNE – a scent that was meant to be part of a trilogy dedicated to human excretions and was, of course, about SP3RM!!!

The trilogy never materialized, but I spilled EJACOLOGNE at some fair and sold a very small amount, which made it buzz online for a while. And that's where the story could have ended... if I hadn't found the aforementioned jar today, babyyyyyyyy

What is EJACOLOGNE?

It's Pina Colada, lotion in a tube, sea breeze in your hair, and SP3RM BABYYYY

The jar was enough for one meticulously decorated bottle with a condom, grey tape, and spray paint, plus a few samples.

This is the LAST CHANCE to get this scent from the source – I literally have nothing left.